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Gibraltar - Who's In?

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
Billy, that is actually BRILLIANT! I have forwarded it to all our sad mates who regularly go shopping to Gib for all the cheap booze and fags!



And I've bookmarked it!
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
Check! Check! Check!
It's all changed - all arranged. Operation Nick-It 2013 now takes over from Op Rampant Rock Ape.
The plan is piss simple (I thought of it last night after eating a rather strange tasting mushroom omelette).
We're going to steal the fucking place. Workmen disguised as lazy bastards are digging up the roads on the
bit of Gib that's sort of anchored to Spain. They're planting fucking TONS of high explosives and when all
the Dagos go and get their oily heads down......KABOOM!

Gibraltar comes away from Spain and then it gets towed back to the United Kingdom and re-sited up the
River Humber, were it will hopefully become a rather nice tourist attraction. The Gibbos will just have to
put up with the change of weather......that's the price they'll have to pay for their Liberation.

I just need some r-e-a-l-l-y huge fuck-off tugs and a lot of rope.




[Don't worry - it'll fit under the bridge at low tide]
 
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Grim_Squeaker85

Lantern Swinger
Check! Check! Check!
It's all changed - all arranged. Operation Nick-It 2013 now takes over from Op Rampant Rock Ape.
The plan is piss simple (I thought of it last night after eating a rather strange tasting mushroom omelette).
We're going to steal the ****ing place. Workmen disguised as lazy bastards are digging up the roads on the
bit of Gib that's sort of anchored to Spain. They're planting ****ing TONS of high explosives and when all
the Dagos go and get their oily heads down......KABOOM!

Gibraltar comes away from Spain and then it gets towed back to the United Kingdom and re-sited up the
River Humber, were it will hopefully become a rather nice tourist attraction. The Gibbos will just have to
put up with the change of weather......that's the price they'll have to pay for their Liberation.

I just need some r-e-a-l-l-y huge ****-off tugs and a lot of rope.




[Don't worry - it'll fit under the bridge at low tide]

Those were some Serious fecking mushrooms.


Sent via Heliograph from the Jebel Birkenhead
 

BillyNoMates

War Hero
You're telling me. My original plan was to swap Gibraltar for the Isle of Wight.....tow that out simultaneously and concrete it back on to Spain where Gibraltar once was. After all - the Isle of Wight is toppers with old farts just waiting to croak and some other people who don't have jobs. Wouldn't be missed really and the crusties would probably appreciate a bit of sunsine.

Then I thought - that's just too bonkers to contemplate, so I refined it a bit and decided the River Humber would be a better option.
 

SONAR-BENDER

War Hero
I found this picture online today and tried to find somewhere suitable to post it here without having to start a new thread. So welcome to a Gib thread resurrection!

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I'll be there at the end of Feb for a few days, I'll set up and Eagle Base (whatever that is, I heard a Junglie mention it once) in the Donkey's Flip Flop. Best get Brexit done first to stir up the Spanish hatred of the brits :)
 
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