BillyNoMates
War Hero

I'm thinking of getting an Army of Mercenaries together (Old School) - with a view to
protecting Gibraltar, should them Spanish chappies decide to invade the place. There
must be fu**ing LOADS of you what have been to Gib and wouldn't like them bloody
foreigners taking the place over.....after all...IT'S BRITISH innit?
So, with this in mind I am "casting the net" for volunteers - who could be ready at
a moments notice to hop on a fu**ing plane and leg it out to Gib and, like, punch
the fu**ing shite out of any Spanish Army blokes what decide to try and invade
the place.
Please put your name down in here for this worthy cause. Should the balloon go
up - I suggest we all meet in The Angry Friar for a couple of wets and a quick
briefing...before tabbing to the border for a right good Spaniard battering session.
Yours hopefully,
Major General William Mateless OBE VC DFC DSM RDP
o/c 1st Volunteer Gibraltar Dragoons
protecting Gibraltar, should them Spanish chappies decide to invade the place. There
must be fu**ing LOADS of you what have been to Gib and wouldn't like them bloody
foreigners taking the place over.....after all...IT'S BRITISH innit?
So, with this in mind I am "casting the net" for volunteers - who could be ready at
a moments notice to hop on a fu**ing plane and leg it out to Gib and, like, punch
the fu**ing shite out of any Spanish Army blokes what decide to try and invade
the place.
Please put your name down in here for this worthy cause. Should the balloon go
up - I suggest we all meet in The Angry Friar for a couple of wets and a quick
briefing...before tabbing to the border for a right good Spaniard battering session.
Yours hopefully,
Major General William Mateless OBE VC DFC DSM RDP
o/c 1st Volunteer Gibraltar Dragoons