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Giant Bell End on roof

RonJeremy

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I tell you what, it's no fcuking wonder that this pile of sh*t country is going to the dogs. People just aren't willing enough these days to paint gigantic genitalia on their homes and places of work. It would help to restore National Pride if everyone took this guys example and went out today and daubed a ginagorous great c0ck and balls on either their house or their place of work. In fact, not just toggle and two's but big saggy p*ss flaps too......or a nice set of lady udders....or a rusty sherrifs badge......or even a montage made up of several differing types of genitalia. Come on people, what the fcuk's wrong with you all? Don't you love your country?
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
RonJeremy said:
I tell you what, it's no fcuking wonder that this pile of sh*t country is going to the dogs. People just aren't willing enough these days to paint gigantic genitalia on their homes and places of work. It would help to restore National Pride if everyone took this guys example and went out today and daubed a ginagorous great c0ck and balls on either their house or their place of work. In fact, not just toggle and two's but big saggy p*ss flaps too......or a nice set of lady udders....or a rusty sherrifs badge......or even a montage made up of several differing types of genitalia. Come on people, what the fcuk's wrong with you all? Don't you love your country?

Found these on the roof once, turned out it was the wife fixing the aerial
 

RonJeremy

Banned
Was she using them as a 'suction based safety device' to prevent her falling from the roof? A bit like the way the DSRV uses it's skirt to suck onto the DSRV seat......
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
RonJeremy said:
Was she using them as a 'suction based safety device' to prevent her falling from the roof? A bit like the way the DSRV uses it's skirt to suck onto the DSRV seat......


Not sure, looked more like the aft escape hatch wide open with the umbilicals going through
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
Unfortunately not which is why I'm still married, there weren't any containment tallies either coming to think about it
 
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