Getting chatted up by men

#1
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
 
#2
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Take full advantage of this situation.

Get him to buy you loads of sticky wets and get smashed for free.

Also birds all want a gay best friend, if they see you with a real life gayer they will think you are one too. This will lull them into a false sense of security and then you can get them smashed and ruin them.
 
#3
2_deck_dash said:
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Take full advantage of this situation.

Get him to buy you loads of sticky wets and get smashed for free.

Also birds all want a gay best friend, if they see you with a real life gayer they will think you are one too. This will lull them into a false sense of security and then you can get them smashed and ruin them.
You sound like an expert you gayer!!! :D
 
#4
X.R.D said:
2_deck_dash said:
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Take full advantage of this situation.

Get him to buy you loads of sticky wets and get smashed for free.

Also birds all want a gay best friend, if they see you with a real life gayer they will think you are one too. This will lull them into a false sense of security and then you can get them smashed and ruin them.
You sound like an expert you gayer!!! :D
It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips, anyone who says otherwise is a fcuking romper.
 
#7
2_deck_dash said:
X.R.D said:
2_deck_dash said:
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Take full advantage of this situation.

Get him to buy you loads of sticky wets and get smashed for free.

Also birds all want a gay best friend, if they see you with a real life gayer they will think you are one too. This will lull them into a false sense of security and then you can get them smashed and ruin them.
You sound like an expert you gayer!!! :D
It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips, anyone who says otherwise is a fcuking romper.
Do you get them to polish your swad with minute wax whilst they bum you aswell then. I wanted to ask as its looking a bit too shiney mate!!! :D
 
#8
X.R.D said:
2_deck_dash said:
X.R.D said:
2_deck_dash said:
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Take full advantage of this situation.

Get him to buy you loads of sticky wets and get smashed for free.

Also birds all want a gay best friend, if they see you with a real life gayer they will think you are one too. This will lull them into a false sense of security and then you can get them smashed and ruin them.
You sound like an expert you gayer!!! :D
It's only gay if you look back over your shoulder and lick your lips, anyone who says otherwise is a fcuking romper.
Do you get them to polish your swad with minute wax whilst they bum you aswell then. I wanted to ask as its looking a bit too shiney mate!!! :D
Nope the polishing happens after the bum sex.
 

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#9
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
The joke's on you - you're fuck ugly... 8O :D
 
#10
X.R.D said:
Do you get them to polish your swad with minute wax whilst they bum you aswell then. I wanted to ask as its looking a bit too shiney mate!!! :D
Fcuk this is quite worrying, it sounds like your on the verge of a job change.
Stop asking questions, you live in Wales for fcuk sake, haven't you got enough recreational activities? Think sheep man, take your mind of perversions and shag for Britain. :twisted: :D :wink:

Just out of curiosity you understand, are any of them sheep Really good looking? :oops: :roll:
 
#15
You could always just play him along by asking if he is into kinky stuff. When he asks like what, smash him to near unconsciousness and shit in his mouth. Walk away saying 'same time next week lover?'
 
#16
JonnoJonno said:
You could always just play him along by asking if he is into kinky stuff. When he asks like what, smash him to near unconsciousness and shit in his mouth. Walk away saying 'same time next week lover?'

Did we attended the same school of finesse and refinement? 8O
 

witsend

MIA
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#17
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Had to happen sooner or later, with that gay vibe you give off.
 
#18
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Are you sure he wasn't referring to himself when he said that? :lol:
I mean, it's either that or he needed glasses..... :twisted:
 
#20
type42stoker said:
R077 said:
Just happened to me not 2 minutes ago:

Working away giving advice and suddenly he goes and says "It helps when you're good looking" giggling away.

"Yeah, thanks" came the reply in my best Jack Dee tone.

Gaaaay.
Are you sure he wasn't referring to himself when he said that? :lol:
I mean, it's either that or he needed glasses..... :twisted:
To coin a phrase better latent than never eh!!! :roll:
 

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