Get your hair cut !.

BBC News - North Korea: Men required to get Kim Jong-un haircuts

 

I dare say many North Koreans would also like a fat face.....just like their dear leader. :tongue8:

 

I am sure that bloke served me up an egg-banjo when I staggered out of the Nelson Bar in Sembawang.


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I reckon Kim Jong-un copied his hairstyle off Peaky Blinders. I was thinking of getting similar myself.

 

Are you thinking of joining the USMC? Oorah


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I think Londoners should do the same in homage to their mayor.

 

Aye, if Boris dyed his hair black he would make a good doppelgänger for Kim Jong-Un.


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Toupée touché.

I clearly meant 'style' not colour.

Nob :grin:

 

Unfortunately my hair style is rapidly approaching the reverse of Kim Jong-un, perhaps us balding blokes should say we have a "reverse Kim" hairstyle instead of baldy or egg-in-the-nest!

 

You have not lost your hair, it is just growing in your ears.

 

So very true

 

I've re-written the opening to a Beatles song.................'When I get old and losing more hair, than I'm losing now...will you still need me, will you still feed me......oh you silly moo'..............having trouble with that last rhyme. :scratch:

 

WTF we had old "Shotley" at Ganges and we all had to have the same haircut. Short back and all off the top and front. When I joined the fleet my cap size went up two sizes. 8)

 

Big headed bugger were you

 

Aye, when it was necessary to stand on your cap and give yourself a bollocking a size 8 was the minimum requirement for stability.


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What goes around - this is almost the same haircut as the one and only offered by our ship's Chinese barber in the 50s.

 

I would if i could.

What i did do though, in homage to Red Ken, was shave all my hair off, so i now resemble a massive circumcised penis.

 

So what you're saying is......you are a big cock. :laughing5:

 

Well i certainly resemble one. You are probably right though. I've certainly been called worse.

 

Sorry Blackers, it has to be said. DickHead!