Get your hair cut !.

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  1. AAF

    AAF Badgeman

  2. I dare say many North Koreans would also like a fat face.....just like their dear leader. :tongue8:
     
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  3. I am sure that bloke served me up an egg-banjo when I staggered out of the Nelson Bar in Sembawang.


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  4. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    I reckon Kim Jong-un copied his hairstyle off Peaky Blinders. I was thinking of getting similar myself.
     
  5. Are you thinking of joining the USMC? Oorah


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  6. I think Londoners should do the same in homage to their mayor.
     
  7. Aye, if Boris dyed his hair black he would make a good doppelgänger for Kim Jong-Un.


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  8. Toupée touché.

    I clearly meant 'style' not colour.

    Nob :grin:
     
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  9. Unfortunately my hair style is rapidly approaching the reverse of Kim Jong-un, perhaps us balding blokes should say we have a "reverse Kim" hairstyle instead of baldy or egg-in-the-nest!
     
  10. AAF

    AAF Badgeman

    You have not lost your hair, it is just growing in your ears.
     
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  11. So very true :(
     
  12. I've re-written the opening to a Beatles song.................'When I get old and losing more hair, than I'm losing now...will you still need me, will you still feed me......oh you silly moo'..............having trouble with that last rhyme. :scratch:
     
  13. WTF we had old "Shotley" at Ganges and we all had to have the same haircut. Short back and all off the top and front. When I joined the fleet my cap size went up two sizes. 8)
     
  14. Big headed bugger were you ;)
     
  15. Aye, when it was necessary to stand on your cap and give yourself a bollocking a size 8 was the minimum requirement for stability.


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  16. Seaweed

    Seaweed War Hero Book Reviewer

    What goes around - this is almost the same haircut as the one and only offered by our ship's Chinese barber in the 50s.
     
  17. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    I would if i could.

    What i did do though, in homage to Red Ken, was shave all my hair off, so i now resemble a massive circumcised penis.
     
  18. So what you're saying is......you are a big cock. :laughing5:
     
  19. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Well i certainly resemble one. You are probably right though. I've certainly been called worse.
     
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  20. Sorry Blackers, it has to be said. DickHead!
     

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