how kind nutty, if you now would not mind arranging for George to be delivered to waterlooville. Please ensure that he is clean shaven and smells nice, boxers not skimpy pants, and carrying some flowers that will do nicely.
It is indeed my considered opinion that he is randomly dating trolls until I become single again.
OK if you promise not to laugh ... in 2001 the PoS and I went to Barca for a day trip from Salou. It was 1030 and I had not drunk a drop when I stepped off the pavement outside the train station and broke my fibula in two places and also my ankle
I had the plates put in at QA on our return from hols and now they are out as they were playing up!
The irony of it was that for years I thought the pavement was really really high. No, it was about 3 inches deep!