German Jokes

Dazza

Badgeman
My Grandfather fought in two world wars and finally died at Ashwitz.

He fell off the Watch tower!! :roll: :lol: :lol:
 

Haggis_Catcher

War Hero
anyone hear about the charity do they held after the war to help all the women who had their legs blew off?

the dance floor was crawling with fanny. :twisted: :twisted:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
Hmm, thanks... but the last time you sent me something from your "collection" I was traumatised for weeks... :shock: :oops:

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KATWEEZIL

Lantern Swinger
Was working in Amsterdam 3 years ago. It was a public holiday (1 of Bl00dy 1000's they have) so decided to go for a long weekend to see my mate in Keil.

When told that the Dutch were on holiday, his droll reply was "Who is putting the holes in the cheese"

I p1ssed myself laughing but not at the punchline.
 

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