German guy approaches a prostitute and says 'I vish to buy sex vit you'. 'OK' says the girl 'I charge 100 euros an hour'.
'Is goot, but I must warn you, I am a little kinky'.
'No problem' she replies cautiously, 'I can do kinky'. So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springs and a duck caller. 'I vant you to tie ze springs to your handz and kneez'.
'Now pleez you will get on your hanz and knees'. She duly does this, balancing on the springs. 'You vill please blow zis duck caller as I make love to you'. She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. The energetic German bounces her all over the room.all the time with her honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps 'That was totally amzing....what do you call that ?'
'Ah' says the German 'FOUR-SPRUNG DUCK TECHNIQUE'.
'Is goot, but I must warn you, I am a little kinky'.
'No problem' she replies cautiously, 'I can do kinky'. So off they go to the girls flat, where the German produces four large bed springs and a duck caller. 'I vant you to tie ze springs to your handz and kneez'.
'Now pleez you will get on your hanz and knees'. She duly does this, balancing on the springs. 'You vill please blow zis duck caller as I make love to you'. She finds all this very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. The sex is fantastic. The energetic German bounces her all over the room.all the time with her honking on the duck caller. The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is several minutes before she has recovered her breath. Finally she gasps 'That was totally amzing....what do you call that ?'
'Ah' says the German 'FOUR-SPRUNG DUCK TECHNIQUE'.
