George Bush in Hell

Father_Famine

Lantern Swinger
George.W.Bush is in a hunting accident and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell and finds the devil is waiting for him there.
"I'm not sure what to do", says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, I'm going to have to let someone else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves.
"George thinks that sounded pretty good, so he agrees.

The devil opens the first room. In it are Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot
water. He keeps diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could stay in hot water all day."

The devil leads him to the next room. In it is Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. Tony stands over a pile of rocks swinging the hammer, time after time. "No! I've got this problem with my shoulder", commented George. "I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day."

The devil opened a third door. In it, George sees Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle position. Bent over him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush stares at the scene in disbelief for a while and finally says, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiles and says, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go."
 
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