Geordie horse basher

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  1. Just found this....

    I was acting in self-defence, says drunken fan on disabled benefits who threw punch at a police horse | Mail Online

    Now, he is/was on disability benefit, but managed to run up to and punch the horse.
    He 'only had 5 pints' - right - a Geordie at a footy match and a derby to boot and only 5 pints? Oh wait... he is on Unemplyment Benefit too.
    The scarf was only round his face 'cos of a sore tooth.........

    Yes, I am having a rant. As for him, I know where sympathy is in my dictionary!
  2. Sounds like he needs to be called in to have a re-assessment of his benefits
  3. This title is a bit misleading, i was scared to look in here...
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  4. Makes me proud to be from the same city...not, what a bellend :thumbdown:

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  5. He's got my vote ... Mrs MG has got two of the stinkin, cash gobblin, sh*t producing, 'kin horses! Anyone who takes a swing at them is OK in my book ... as for the rest of it .. the bloke is a prat!
  6. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "The former factory worker has not worked for eight years and claims £5,460 a year in disability living allowance and incapacity benefit. He says he suffers from sarcoidosis, an inflammation of the lungs.

    ‘I can’t even walk up the stairs. Doing anything physical is hard,’ he said..."

    Yeah, whatever mate. You punched a horse. A fucking horse.

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  7. He's upping his game!!
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  8. Had it been a Garry Horse it would have been fair game.
  9. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Mungo like candy.
  10. Mungo is my hero ... he decks horses!
  11. And farts quite well!

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