Members of Diamond Lils, it is me Moses. I have come to lead and save you from the oppression of the MOD's. You must adhere to the commandments, The only God is the God of the internet, Thou should destory any newbie entering DL's, Thou shall never let the turth get infront of a good dit, Thou shall shag anything with a pulse, Thou should big themselves up at all times, Thou should swear at every opportunity, Remember the sabbath is the day to get pissed and sit on your arrse, Thou shall not treat anything seriously I think that's enough laws from me for one day. We can make somemore later. Now go forth and multiply children of Lils.