Genesis

#1
Members of Diamond Lils, it is me Moses. I have come to lead and save you from the oppression of the MOD's. You must adhere to the commandments,

The only God is the God of the internet,
Thou should destory any newbie entering DL's,
Thou shall never let the turth get infront of a good dit,
Thou shall shag anything with a pulse,
Thou should big themselves up at all times,
Thou should swear at every opportunity,
Remember the sabbath is the day to get pissed and sit on your arrse,
Thou shall not treat anything seriously

I think that's enough laws from me for one day. We can make somemore later. Now go forth and multiply children of Lils.
 
#2
Moses. said:
Members of Diamond Lils, it is me Moses. I have come to lead and save you from the oppression of the MOD's. You must adhere to the commandments,

The only God is the God of the internet,
Thou should destory any newbie entering DL's,
Thou shall never let the turth get infront of a good dit,
Thou shall shag anything with a pulse,
Thou should big themselves up at all times,
Thou should swear at every opportunity,
Remember the sabbath is the day to get pissed and sit on your arrse,
Thou shall not treat anything seriously

I think that's enough laws from me for one day. We can make somemore later. Now go forth and multiply children of Lils.
Can we shag it if it hasn't got a pulse but it's still warm?
 
#4
Jimmy_Green said:
Moses. said:
Members of Diamond Lils, it is me Moses. I have come to lead and save you from the oppression of the MOD's. You must adhere to the commandments,

The only God is the God of the internet,
Thou should destory any newbie entering DL's,
Thou shall never let the turth get infront of a good dit,
Thou shall shag anything with a pulse,
Thou should big themselves up at all times,
Thou should swear at every opportunity,
Remember the sabbath is the day to get pissed and sit on your arrse,
Thou shall not treat anything seriously

I think that's enough laws from me for one day. We can make somemore later. Now go forth and multiply children of Lils.
:twisted: The only music to listen to is 1950s old time rock n roll. The only drink is "White Lightening Cider (A white stick free with every bottle) A bunch of fives is as good a way to end an argument as any.(Provided you are the biggest) Thou shall exploit the weak, but defer to the strong. Always, but always! take the easy way out.

Can we shag it if it hasn't got a pulse but it's still warm?
:geek: :geek: :geek: :geek:
 

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