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It'd have to be a non-speaking part. Maybe a mute ex-footballing genius, locked up for drinking heavily etc, released into the community to become a pop star humming to Fog on the Tyne
God help us! He's wooden enough when he does interviews on the tele. At least Vinnie Jones had the sense to do a non-speaking part in Gone in 60 Seconds!