Gay for Pay?

Blackrat

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I was having a conversation with an oppo of mine about what you would do for money.

Oppo - "Would you let Stephen Fry do you up the gary for 2 million quid?"

Blackrat - "Yep. The post coital conversation would be bloody interesting to boot"

Oppo - "Bender"

Blackrat - "In your opinion, yes. But i'll have 2 million quid"

An interesting conundrum. Now i have nothing whatsoever against bumders, but does this make me gay?
 
Blackrat said:
I was having a conversation with an oppo of mine about what you would do for money.

Oppo - "Would you let Stephen Fry do you up the gary for 2 million quid?"

Blackrat - "Yep. The post coital conversation would be bloody interesting to boot"

Oppo - "Bender"

Blackrat - "In your opinion, yes. But i'll have 2 million quid"

An interesting conundrum. Now i have nothing whatsoever against bumders, but does this make me gay?
No Blackrat, I am gay and I wouldn't let Mr Fry do me for any amount of money. Therefore I would say it doesn't make you gay, more likely it makes you a whore. :lol: 8O
But I do agree about his stimulating conversation....... :wink:
 
type42stoker said:
Blackrat said:
I was having a conversation with an oppo of mine about what you would do for money.

Oppo - "Would you let Stephen Fry do you up the gary for 2 million quid?"

Blackrat - "Yep. The post coital conversation would be bloody interesting to boot"

Oppo - "Bender"

Blackrat - "In your opinion, yes. But i'll have 2 million quid"

An interesting conundrum. Now i have nothing whatsoever against bumders, but does this make me gay?
No Blackrat, I am gay and I wouldn't let Mr Fry do me for any amount of money. Therefore I would say it doesn't make you gay, more likely it makes you a whore. :lol: 8O
But I do agree about his stimulating conversation....... :wink:
Not even for two million sobs? I'd be his willy-warmer for a week for that kind of dosh, and I wouldn't care if he cast me aside as a desiccated husk at the end of it.
 

scouse

War Hero
type42stoker said:
Blackrat said:
I was having a conversation with an oppo of mine about what you would do for money.

Oppo - "Would you let Stephen Fry do you up the gary for 2 million quid?"

Blackrat - "Yep. The post coital conversation would be bloody interesting to boot"

Oppo - "Bender"

Blackrat - "In your opinion, yes. But i'll have 2 million quid"

An interesting conundrum. Now i have nothing whatsoever against bumders, but does this make me gay?
No Blackrat, I am gay and I wouldn't let Mr Fry do me for any amount of money. Therefore I would say it doesn't make you gay, more likely it makes you a whore. :lol: 8O
But I do agree about his stimulating conversation....... :wink:
:roll: :roll: Wonder what Sussex 2 would say to that indecent proposition :wink: :sex:
 

sgtpepperband

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In response to the OP, yes I would.

But I'd want the money up front - not falling for that one again... :shock: :oops:
 
2_deck_dash said:
Stephen Fry?

Probably not, he's a big fella, I bet he's fcuking rigged.
After a few months on that new bike bouncing round London your hoop will be able to take anything.(at least you wont be able to feel the pain as your arse will be as numb as Rooneys forehead) :D
 

tug1970

Lantern Swinger
Let Steven Fry bum me for two million hmmmmmmmmmm let me think er well not a chance on gods green earth. Must admit the conversation would be interesting.
 
Only if you push back! There is an exemption to this if you are below 60 metres (SM thing). I would suggest the chances of both you and Mr Fry being below 60m on a submarine somewhat remote :D
Taking it like a man before indulging in some post-coital banalities would therefore appear to be the best option.
 

sgtpepperband

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Book Reviewer
notafourknotfudgepacker said:
Only if you push back! There is an exemption to this if you are below 60 metres (SM thing)...
Well you lot like it long, black and full of se(a)men anyway - bunch of crabby perverts... :lol:
 

NZ_Bootneck

War Hero
Blackrat can keep his spondoolicks and tattered ringpiece.
I could think of nothing worse than Fry looming over me huffin', puffin', and rutting around in my dung hole to be followed by an hour of his self pitying whining about his mental health issues as he waited for the poppers and viagra to take effect for round two.
I prefer to ruminate on how much I'd charge Susan Boyle to take her virginity...shudder.
 

older_joiner

Lantern Swinger
^^^^
Susan Boyle huh.

I think a plastic bag and some shears would have to be part of any deal done.


Sgt

I'm a fan of the rings.
The onion ones ;)
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Book Reviewer
NZ_Bootneck said:
...I could think of nothing worse than Fry looming over me huffin', puffin', and rutting around in my dung hole to be followed by an hour of his self pitying whining about his mental health issues as he waited for the poppers and viagra to take effect for round two.

I prefer to ruminate on how much I'd charge Susan Boyle to take her virginity...shudder.
Stoppit! I got wood!! :x :)
 

older_joiner

Lantern Swinger
sgtpepperband said:
NZ_Bootneck said:
...I could think of nothing worse than Fry looming over me huffin', puffin', and rutting around in my dung hole to be followed by an hour of his self pitying whining about his mental health issues as he waited for the poppers and viagra to take effect for round two.

I prefer to ruminate on how much I'd charge Susan Boyle to take her virginity...shudder.
Stoppit! I got wood!! :x :)
You'd get this once peope found out



Until they found out how much you got
 
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