Gash Tats Club

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BBC News - London 2012: Spelling error in torchbearer's Olympic tattoo

 

"It's as unique as I am" quotes a fat septic, not that unique then!!

 

Gash spelling.............Finx will be along soon telling us......'The Elmers have fcuked up again'

 

"Then I started laughing about it and I've laughed ever since."

Not as hard as I'm laughing.

 

S'nuffink - you should see the one she got to celebrate that special moment when her newborn baby held her thumb for the first time...

 

She should have one tattooed on her forehead that says "MOOSE". Knowing her luck, it would say "ESOOM". Fucking thick yanks.

 

Thats OK..............when you're going doggy fashion.... in front of the mirror it'll look fine.

 

Fucking thick as two short planks redneck.

 

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<<... I had them done in my youth. It was a big mistake and I wish I'd never done it....>>


Russian opera singer withdraws from Bayreuth festival over Swastika tattoo - Telegraph

 

I met a chap who was Ex- RMR (according to him) not so long ago, nice bloke as it goes. A few of us ended up getting shiters in a pub and when he took off his jacket and rolled up his sleeves, his arms were covered in SS rhunes, swastikas and the like. Most odd.

 

Anyway, let's have a shufti at some real cunts;

 

Ha ha, do you take milk and sugar with your "T" ?

 

Actually it's spelled right. He used to fix weapons for the Army

 

Nah, sorry, I'm too fick an ex matelot to understand that comment - sorry.

 

Don't care if it's a bite but I will explain. Tattoo reads: "Ex-REME"..? :?

 

Apparently he wants God to fudge him:



Whereas this fella is happy for God to be his juge...

 

Ever wondered what a squirrel with antlers chewing a poppy looks like..?

 

Nah, no bite - just too fick to read a tattoo. The boy needs a dash or a T, whichever floats his boat\drives a tank.

 

I think its, ex rent, he's having, boy, added when he gets next weeks spends

 

Mate on Fife had ''I love Kay'' tat on his chest, she dumped him so the letters ay were blotted out and replaced with P Nuts.