Recently I have totally redecorated my home including fitting a new kitchen and bathroom etc. In doing so I was forced to have a general clear out and get rid of a load of tat. While clearing the kitchen cupboards I came across a few old tins and some weird food which has somehow made it into my scran collection. After spending a few days trying to get through various soups and canned vegetables I was left with just one item, a Golden Wonder, Nation's Noodle. For those of you who are unaware, this appears to be some kind of pot noodle derivative or copy. I have no idea how it came to be in my cupboard but I decided to have it for lunch today anyway. On following the preparation instructions (add hot water, simple enough) I suddenly became aware of the most rank smell filling the room, it was coming from the pot as it's dehydrated contents absorbed the boiling water. On closer inspection, the inside of the pot looked like a tramp had been sick into it. I decided to eat it anyway as I couldn't be bothered to walk around the corner to a fast food restaurant. The first mouthful was bland and tasteless with a slightly gritty texture from the powder which hadn't re-hydrated properly. As I began to become aware of the full flavour, I realised that this was possibly one of the most rank specimens I had ever had the misfortune to taste. What other gash scran have you been privy too?