Gash back on the menu boys.

Rumrat

War Hero
Today I've had a time of it,
Got told my posts were loads of shit,
The gash barge is there,.. get back in it,
And stop your bastard crayoning.

A thread was started to put us straight,
Then in jumped Wrecks (a former mate),
Followed by **** to expostulate,
The fuckin fault was all mine.

Now I am the Forum scrote,
The sacrificial fuckin goat,
God what was so bad I wrote
That makes the Gurus hate me.

Bob's awoken from his coma,
Now shines brighter than a nova,
Think I should turn a new leaf over,
Become a political bugger.

No more writing silly remark,
Discuss religion for a lark,
Obedient dog, know when to bark,
That's a thought to sleep on.

Had a thought,.. it got rejected,
Subjugation? not.. affected,
Obedience? I'm not infected ,
with that sort of horror.

Be good be bold but also "told"
and though I'm ex and rather old,
If crayoning will get me scold,
I'll try and be much better.

So now its back to trawl the barge,
find an opening then enlarge,
Don't be too rude or old "Sarge"
will fuckin come and get ya.

Diamond lils a hunting ground,
lots of victims can be found,
you can sling shit there by the fuckin pound,
Safety there for rummers.

No more bollockings from bob,
No more spiel from Montys gob,
Well **** can **** off he's a knob,
Serenity for Rumrat.
 

Sumo

War Hero
I still likes yer Rummer's, I always support the underdog :)

Right wreckers today you have come out as a deviant, no surprise
Told rummers he is a girly, has a small member and is a lower than life under dog?
Good day then:)

Forgot to add you know far to much about trains, spotter
 
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WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
My Dad was a train set fanatic and bought me an N gauge for Chrimbo once, used it once and it never came out of the box again. Boring as **** watching a toy train go round in circles, preferred sitting in garden slotting birdies with my air rifle.
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Today I've had a time of it,
Got told my posts were loads of shit,
The gash barge is there,.. get back in it,
And stop your bastard crayoning.

A thread was started to put us straight,
Then in jumped Wrecks (a former mate),
Followed by **** to expostulate,
The fuckin fault was all mine.

Now I am the Forum scrote,
The sacrificial fuckin goat,
God what was so bad I wrote
That makes the Gurus hate me.

Bob's awoken from his coma,
Now shines brighter than a nova,
Think I should turn a new leaf over,
Become a political bugger.

No more writing silly remark,
Discuss religion for a lark,
Obedient dog, know when to bark,
That's a thought to sleep on.

Had a thought,.. it got rejected,
Subjugation? not.. affected,
Obedience? I'm not infected ,
with that sort of horror.

Be good be bold but also "told"
and though I'm ex and rather old,
If crayoning will get me scold,
I'll try and be much better.

So now its back to trawl the barge,
find an opening then enlarge,
Don't be too rude or old "Sarge"
will fuckin come and get ya.

Diamond lils a hunting ground,
lots of victims can be found,
you can sling shit there by the fuckin pound,
Safety there for rummers.

No more bollockings from bob,
No more spiel from Montys gob,
Well **** can **** off he's a knob,
Serenity for Rumrat.

Froggy would a trawling go,
to see if Rummers loved him so,
Would have hated to hear "no",
so held out the hand of friendship.

Wrecker used to be a mate,
Kind of served me on a plate,
condemned to a crayoners fate,
Abandoned, and dejected.

Never would have thought of that,
Fuckin wreckers,..a white rat,
Firmly on me head he shat,
What a fuckin trauma.

Frog would not do that to me,
trauma...and then therapy,
He's my bezzie friend you see,
abandoned I by wrecker.

Although the **** joined in with him,
This is not as big a sin,
He'd probably been out necking gin,
Bastard pissed up pongo.

So all in all its quite a day,
Thank **** that Monty's gone away,
Ear ache, please god not today,
Or even friggin Mohammad.

Mohammed's there that is a win,
Discrimination is a sin,
Don't need it with the shit I'm in
Keep it all real fluffy.

So me and froggy, who'd a thought it,
Shows that even ***** can sort it,
I was nice the bastard bought it,
No not you dear froggy.

Fuckin sharky's quite a bummer,
Slags me, then he does a runner,
Pity there's no forum gunner
Twat would be quite still now

Anyway the day is over,
and we find we're all in clover,
And cus we've all been naughty sods,
Next week standby for mega MODS
 
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BillyNoMates

War Hero
I've just inhaled the entire contents of a helium filled party balloon - popped along next door (complete strangers) and asked if I could borrow a cup of sugar. Interesting reaction. Rented house - I get a real one on December 3rd 2012 B.N.M.
 

Sharkey

War Hero
I aint done a runner, after Bobs plea for a return to the good old days, and a damn good thrashing to transgressors, I’m checking my posts to see if I'm one of those who should know better, and he's right all my posts are a load of shite, so I’ll wait to see where the irrelevant, foul mouthed, bigoted, racist, ill-informed BNP members skulk off to and tag along for the crack.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
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Let's walk off into the sunset Rummers and ignore the nasty bastards on here!

That's a nice piccy, I'd tell your wife to give a bit more slack on the lead Froggers, Rummers could choke like that.

And leave Cap'n Alice alone, I've even swept the cellar floor all ready for her!

And I fell off me chair looking for that friggin' squirrel :(, did the penguin trick!
 

Rumrat

War Hero
That's a nice piccy, I'd tell your wife to give a bit more slack on the lead Froggers, Rummers could choke like that.

And leave Cap'n Alice alone, I've even swept the cellar floor all ready for her!

And I fell off me chair looking for that friggin' squirrel :(, did the penguin trick!

Jesus Christ on a bike, hell knoweth no fury like that of a wreckler with a bitchy on.
You make fuckin sharky seem polite.
First you grouse me up to the thread police and then humiliate me to my new bestest oppo.
You cut me to the quick. My quick has never been more cut.
Tomorrow its the clinic and after that I might even have to call in the Islam identity,...oh hang on they've just got lifted.
 

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