Gardening and growing Melons

[Backpacker1uk]

Are any members into gardening perhaps we should start a gardening section share tips and ideas??

Our Mavis swears by Miracle Gro for super melons having won the amateurs prize at Tatton flower show.

 

[Joe_Crow]

They don't look like they were organically grown.

 

[sussex2]

I don't agree with this GM stuff, be it cars or t*ts...

 

[21_Man]

" My, what BIG hands she's got" :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[sgtpepperband]

Would've preferred to see a pic of her tulips... 8O :wink:

 

[wet_blobby]

They were grown to slap your cock between...

 

[sgtpepperband]

...but she's got a face like a smacked arse!

 

[wet_blobby]

...and...?

 

[stirling2]

...but she's got a face like a smacked arse!

...choosy bastard :rendeer:

 

[sgtpepperband]

...but she's got a face like a smacked arse!

...choosy bastard :rendeer:

I can afford to be - 'cos I is divs, innit?! :w00t:

 

[stirling2]

.....have a belter xmas Sarge :thumright: :w00t:

 

[sgtpepperband]

Thanks Stirling... seasons greetins to ou and yours from DG! I expect to be 'tired and emotional' over Xmas, so I doubt I will be posting very much from tomorrow... 8O :wink:

 

[dondon]

Especialy if there moist or damp , mmmmmmm

 

[dondon]

Would've preferred to see a pic of her tulips... 8O :wink:

Especialy if there moist or damp , mmmmmm

 

[thingy]

Ah...... I was wondering why melons and gardening were being discussed on RR..... :lol:

 

[HarryBosch]

Backpacker, One for your diary: 'World Naked Gardening Day', Saturday 3 May 2008. Don't ask me how I know :dwarf:

 

[Backpacker1uk]

Backpacker, One for your diary: 'World Naked Gardening Day', Saturday 3 May 2008. Don't ask me how I know :dwarf:

Harry Mavis and sister Gertrude are founder members.

http://www.wngd.org/

It was last year when the chairwoman insisted on measuring my ten inch cucumber when Mavis thought she was a common type!

One does not measure in metres/meters one measures in imperial.

 

[Nutty]

Thank God the world has returned to normal on RR. I saw a thread about growing melons. Opened it up and got what was written on the tin, a pretty bird with big naked tits.

"All is well with the world of Pusser"

Nutty

 

[Backpacker1uk]

Makes a change to talk about the growing of Melons and BOM bulky organic matter.

Damn I missed HEARTBEAT!!