Gardening and growing Melons

Are any members into gardening perhaps we should start a gardening section share tips and ideas??

Our Mavis swears by Miracle Gro for super melons having won the amateurs prize at Tatton flower show.

 

They don't look like they were organically grown.

 

I don't agree with this GM stuff, be it cars or t*ts...

 

" My, what BIG hands she's got" :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

Would've preferred to see a pic of her tulips... 8O :wink:

 

They were grown to slap your cock between...

 

...but she's got a face like a smacked arse!

 

...and...?

 

...choosy bastard :rendeer:

 

I can afford to be - 'cos I is divs, innit?! :w00t:

 

.....have a belter xmas Sarge :thumright: :w00t:

 

Thanks Stirling... seasons greetins to ou and yours from DG! I expect to be 'tired and emotional' over Xmas, so I doubt I will be posting very much from tomorrow... 8O :wink:

 

Especialy if there moist or damp , mmmmmmm

 

Especialy if there moist or damp , mmmmmm

 

Ah...... I was wondering why melons and gardening were being discussed on RR..... :lol:

 

Backpacker, One for your diary: 'World Naked Gardening Day', Saturday 3 May 2008. Don't ask me how I know :dwarf:

 

Harry Mavis and sister Gertrude are founder members.

http://www.wngd.org/

It was last year when the chairwoman insisted on measuring my ten inch cucumber when Mavis thought she was a common type!

One does not measure in metres/meters one measures in imperial.

 

Thank God the world has returned to normal on RR. I saw a thread about growing melons. Opened it up and got what was written on the tin, a pretty bird with big naked tits.

"All is well with the world of Pusser"

Nutty

 

Makes a change to talk about the growing of Melons and BOM bulky organic matter.

Damn I missed HEARTBEAT!!