Future Ship names

I know we're not turning out hulls at a great rate of knots and they are few and far between however; I was wondering if there was a public list of new ship names for those to come into service. And if so, how far into the future does it go?

My curiosity is driven by wondering if there is going to be another Devonshire any time this millennium. She would be 9th of the line and I hope if it happens, she isn't a ferry or a tugboat!

As an aside, www.royalnavymemories.com is dedicated to Devonshire and Leopard.

China.

 

I think we should bring in sponsorship, eg:

HMS VIRGIN
HMS HMV

 

HMS MeccaBingo
HMS Topshop

 

HMS Gapped

 

How about what we have for the manpower

HMS TOPHEAVY

HMS INVERTED TRIANGLE

 

Or the new replacement for the Vanguard Bombers

HM S/M Abitcross
HM S/M Miffed
HM S/M Peeved

 

The SNP wanted to call teh Tridents the A-Class: Abomination, Atrocity, Armageddon and Appalling

 

The SNP wanted to call teh Tridents the A-Class: Abomination, Atrocity, Armageddon and Appalling

 

I'm just surprised they still use 'HMS', I'd have thought some lefty hippie f*ck wit would have succesfully petitioned our weak as piss government to change it something less gender specific, wealth orientated and, well, soft. Something that encapsulates the new multi-cultural, multi-racial, Britiainistan country that we are permitted to live in by our more powerful Muslim neighbours.

Perhaps, Allahs Destroyer?

 

Well if the A-Class boats need to start with an 'A'

Abdul
Allah
Arrse
Asda

 

Could all go a bit pear -shaped if HMS HMV was a MCMV.

 

IF;

why not HMS Vulva and HMS Vagina?

 

The trident boats to renamed.
HMS See If I Don't (first of class)
HMS My Dad's Bigger Than Yours.
HMS You Eying My Bird!
HMS Stitch This!

 

Future Ship Names

HMS Unlikely
HMS Improbable
HMS Farfetched
HMS Overcost
HMS Underspecced

 

HMS Chavington.

 

Just "Her Majesty's Ship".... because with all the defence cuts, she'll only have one feckin' ship left!! 8O