Future Ship names

Discussion in 'The Quarterdeck' started by chinamatelot, Jul 17, 2007.

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  1. I know we're not turning out hulls at a great rate of knots and they are few and far between however; I was wondering if there was a public list of new ship names for those to come into service. And if so, how far into the future does it go?

    My curiosity is driven by wondering if there is going to be another Devonshire any time this millennium. She would be 9th of the line and I hope if it happens, she isn't a ferry or a tugboat!

    As an aside, www.royalnavymemories.com is dedicated to Devonshire and Leopard.

    China.
     
  2. I think we should bring in sponsorship, eg:

    HMS VIRGIN
    HMS HMV

    ;)
     
  3. HMS MeccaBingo
    HMS Topshop
     
  4. How about what we have for the manpower

    HMS TOPHEAVY

    HMS INVERTED TRIANGLE
     
  5. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Or the new replacement for the Vanguard Bombers

    HM S/M Abitcross
    HM S/M Miffed
    HM S/M Peeved
     
  6. The SNP wanted to call teh Tridents the A-Class: Abomination, Atrocity, Armageddon and Appalling
     
  7. The SNP wanted to call teh Tridents the A-Class: Abomination, Atrocity, Armageddon and Appalling
     
  8. I'm just surprised they still use 'HMS', I'd have thought some lefty hippie f*ck wit would have succesfully petitioned our weak as piss government to change it something less gender specific, wealth orientated and, well, soft. Something that encapsulates the new multi-cultural, multi-racial, Britiainistan country that we are permitted to live in by our more powerful Muslim neighbours.

    Perhaps, Allahs Destroyer?
     
  9. Well if the A-Class boats need to start with an 'A'

    Abdul
    Allah
    Arrse
    Asda
     
  10. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Could all go a bit pear -shaped if HMS HMV was a MCMV.
     
  11. IF;
    why not HMS Vulva and HMS Vagina?
     
  12. The trident boats to renamed.
    HMS See If I Don't (first of class)
    HMS My Dad's Bigger Than Yours.
    HMS You Eying My Bird!
    HMS Stitch This!
     
  13. Future Ship Names

    HMS Unlikely
    HMS Improbable
    HMS Farfetched
    HMS Overcost
    HMS Underspecced
     
  14. HMS Chavington.
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Just "Her Majesty's Ship".... because with all the defence cuts, she'll only have one feckin' ship left!! 8O
     

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