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Further MOD hyperbole?

Alfacharlie

War Hero
Your attitude to those who participated in subsequent campaigns still stinks. I think AC's description of you is quite apt.

I'll be generous to you and put your inane, inflammatory, ramblings down to getting your brain fried in the nuclear tests.
I just think he’s a bellend.

However, I think I’m looking forward to the reincarnation of.......

‘Naughty Norman, the fuckwit. Part XVIII’.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I did actually serve during the Malayan conflict for which I have a Naval GSM with Malaya on it. One wonders just how medals that would be eligible for today. A year or so ago I saw a two badge PO with more medals than my father earned during two world wars plus a naval GSM and a DSM from WW1
Korea was a major war. The others, as nasty as the Falklands was, are Campaigns.
@Slopchit That statement has been bugging me for a while now as it didn't ring true so I did some research, war was never declared for Korea so despite your comments, Korea can only be classed as a "campaign".

As I said earlier..do some research before transmitting.
 

Waspie

War Hero
All this talk of war and 'campaigns' is embarrassing me!!!!

24.5 years served and didn't hit one!!!! Just lucky I guess!!! Sod having some Jonny Foreigner trying to kill you!!
I mean - what do you join for???? Sun Sea Sex and maybe the odd quaffing session!!!! Not some geezer intent on spoiling your day!!!
 
Didn't even acknowledge the quote was Shakespeare - ish
Aye, but blew away his own PERSEC - NORMAN OUTED . . .

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. . . As the infinite Monkey theorem* personified:

<<...The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times...>>

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem
 

Ballistic

War Hero
Aye, but blew away his own PERSEC - NORMAN OUTED . . .


. . . As the infinite Monkey theorem* personified:

<<...The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.
In fact, the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times...>>

*https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

Fixed, no charge ;)
 

Dredd

War Hero
Super Moderator
I think you are all being absolutely beastly to Norman.

Not a criticism, just an observation.

As you were.
 

WreckerL

War Hero
Super Moderator
I think you are all being absolutely beastly to Norman.

Not a criticism, just an observation.

As you were.
He's gone quiet, either the meds have finally kicked in or he's thinking up another screen name, probably working his way through Jack Speak for inspiration.
 

Alfacharlie

War Hero
He's gone quiet, either the meds have finally kicked in or he's thinking up another screen name, probably working his way through Jack Speak for inspiration.
The resident Stanley Unwin??
I miss him and it’s on been a few day’s!! I hope he’s ok??

The bellend.
 
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