Just shown some sea cadets around where I work and we have a Tomahawk on display. One of the female cadets was looking at it and said "I've never seen one so big, what does it taste like?". I bit my lip and just looked at her, she blushed, farted and said "What I meant was what does it feel like". By this time my lip was bleeding and I had to go for a cold shower and a lie down.
Anyone else got similar dits
Anyone else got similar dits