I have just wondered into the factory and carried out my usual set of morning rounds, you know the usual empty banter, asking people you don't like what they got up to last night and if they have anything exciting planned for the weekend. Anyway I noticed that after about five minutes people were giving me some strange looks. Thinking nothing of it I continued my rounds but the lads kept looking at me strangely, a few of them even sniggering and whispering to each other. Feeling a distinct sense of paranoia, I wondered to the 'management suite' for a shit and noticed to my horror, that I had the largest, luminous green bogey stuck to my cheek that I have ever encountered. Now this wasn't your average little dried up snotsickle, oh no, this creature consisted of a giant pea sized blob with streaky snot strands trailing off it. It even had a little blood in it, no doubts the remnants of a hayfever induced nosebleed a few days ago. Inadvertently I had somehow managed to smear this beast all over my right cheek, leaving a slimy trail of destruction leading from my nostril to my ear. I began to recall that I may have sneezed quite violently during the drive to work this morning and this was probably the cause of my new facial decoration. It would also explain why the hot looking girl in the Mini convertible recalled in horror when I gave her a cheeky smile at the lights. Anyone else get hayfever? It's a cunt isn't it?