Funny as hell sayings?

Deano19

Lantern Swinger
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Deano19 said:
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel

I always liked "Mummy" type expressions like..........."If you fall off that wall and hurt yourself,........I'll kill you. 8O :D
 
When running the line on a crab fat squadron, a young crab came dripping like a septic ******** about some crap or other:

"Well son, you joined the Air Force not the Fair Force".
 

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
That man's had more time off than:

Lord Nelson's Starboard anti-flash glove

Douglas Bader's flip flops

Steven Hawkins' treadmill

Percy Thrower's lanmower
 

Polto

War Hero
jambosun said:
That man's had more time off than:

Lord Nelson's Starboard anti-flash glove

Douglas Bader's flip flops

Steven Hawkins' treadmill

Percy Thrower's lanmower

Anne Boleyn's head.
 

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