Funny as hell sayings?

Deano19

Lantern Swinger
#1
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel
 
#3
Deano19 said:
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel
I always liked "Mummy" type expressions like..........."If you fall off that wall and hurt yourself,........I'll kill you. 8O :D
 

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
#10
That man's had more time off than:

Lord Nelson's Starboard anti-flash glove

Douglas Bader's flip flops

Steven Hawkins' treadmill

Percy Thrower's lanmower
 
#15
You've got a face like:

A burglar's tool kit

A kit bag full of steaming boots

A laser gun (zit zit zit)

A practice welder's workbench

A bulldog chewing a wasp

A bulldog licking thick sh!t off a thistle
 
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