Funny as hell sayings?

Deano19

Lantern Swinger
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Deano19 said:
Please add the ones you remember to the list

"I will make you run up that hill until your eyes bleed"
"You better move at the speed of a thousand gazelles" (Surely the same speed as 1)
"Ok lads, the shit has just hit the fan..."
"Stop having a sad on, get a mag on, and stag on"


Names for recruits.... hahaha
Mutant
Mong
Crowbag
Craphat
FLucking New Guy (FNG)
Ratweasel
I always liked "Mummy" type expressions like..........."If you fall off that wall and hurt yourself,........I'll kill you. 8O :D
 

Polto

War Hero
Sprinkle my hoop with sugar and call me a donut. 8O


What? Have I not got the right idea? :lol:
 
When running the line on a crab fat squadron, a young crab came dripping like a septic ******** about some crap or other:

"Well son, you joined the Air Force not the Fair Force".
 

Rumrat

War Hero
Polto said:
Sprinkle my hoop with sugar and call me a donut. 8O


What? Have I not got the right idea? :lol:
Who gives a sh*t about the idea, pass the sugar and bend over. :oops: :D
 

jambosun

Lantern Swinger
That man's had more time off than:

Lord Nelson's Starboard anti-flash glove

Douglas Bader's flip flops

Steven Hawkins' treadmill

Percy Thrower's lanmower
 

Polto

War Hero
jambosun said:
That man's had more time off than:

Lord Nelson's Starboard anti-flash glove

Douglas Bader's flip flops

Steven Hawkins' treadmill

Percy Thrower's lanmower
Anne Boleyn's head.
 

Polto

War Hero
You've got a face like:

A burglar's tool kit

A kit bag full of steaming boots

A laser gun (zit zit zit)

A practice welder's workbench

A bulldog chewing a wasp

A bulldog licking thick sh!t off a thistle
 
"..beacause i'll jump on your F*#king head, why? ...BECAUSE I CAN" BRILLIANT MAA

followed by

Treat Yourself (drop and give 10)
 

gregsnell

Lantern Swinger
"You look like a bag of shit tied up in the middle!" - PO Perry

Joss follows on by saying... "I love my job!"

Hi to all Cornwell 07's BTW.
 

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