Funniest thing I have read for ages

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  1. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

  2. Is that why old cars are called "bangers"

    (where do you find these phot's SPB, you're supposed to be a pillar of the naval community 8O )
     
  3. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Found it in your old locker when I cleared it out... it was laminated and smelled of cottage cheese! :twisted:
     
  4. Sh1t :oops: can I have it back please?
     
  5. This was my favourite part

    Now he has spent a further £200 on a “boy†car, a Trans Am he calls Todd, and is experimenting with a “gay†relationship.

    Makes our mongs look like amateurs :lol:
     
  6. I tried to fcuk a car once. Turns out you're not supposed to do it while the engine is running as the exhaust can get a little warm.

    Everyday's a school day as they say.
     
  7. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Yeah, hold on a sec... uuuurrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh!! :lick:
     
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    What was her name? "Princess"? :wink:
     
  9. or "Morris" 8O
     
  10. Austin?
     
  11. That chap looks remarkably familiar:
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  12. Fort Vic or Fort George?

    And what are those filthy STONs doing on my Phalanx deck!? :D
     
  13. Let's hope it wasn't a Morris Minor 8O
     
  14. Ok I will keep playing maybe it was all in his head a rolls-royce Phantom.

    Of course to even contemplate shagging 2DD she would of had to be a Volugrafo Bimbo boom tsh.
     
  15. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    2DD: Did you take her from behind:

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    Or missionary:

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    :wink:
     
  16. Did she have a big pussy?

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    or a small one

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    How big were her airbags?
     
  17. If you shag cars does that make you a Metrosexual?
     
  18. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    No. A cunt... 8O :twisted:

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  19. Do you have to pay to shag an Escort?
     

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