We were due to have a Lord of the Realm visit the ship recently but he was running late. He didn't want a fuss and he was going to be meet at the Gangway by the OOD and brought up. So he finally arrives and the QM rings the Cdr and says "The Lord's here and I don't mean Jesus" I thought it was funny. So anything similar. PWO Course arrives at RAF Kinloss. Our PWO(U) leans over and says to the Hall Porter "Name's Connor MacLeod - I think you will find there is only one" Or in Starbucks and the lady offers you a tray and you give it "It's alright I have enough to carry as it is"