Fuck off its not that funny

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by Rumrat, Nov 14, 2012.

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  1. Right so I'm the brunt of the bastard joke once again.
    Fell asleep and woke up very quickly when someone kept calling my name.
    Sat bolt upright and said "whats the matter, whats going on"?
    Fuckin Meeerkats, "Steve, Steve, wake up:oops::oops::oops:
  2. At least someone wants to talk to you.
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  3. If it was a toss up between the meerkats and you I take the meerkats, I do like the ocassional intelligent modulation.
  4. As you wish Sergei.
  5. Bogdan is that you, it is isn't it?
  6. I despise those adverts with a passion equalled only by my hatred of fuckwits with Repulsive Dribbling Sprog Onboard signs in their cars whilst trying to kill us all on the double St Budo (sic)/Ernesettle roundabout junction thingy.

    Was in the very pleasant little Plympton zoo about a year ago with little sister and nephew and they have two splendid meerkats in a sort of tank outside the café. Whilst watching the entertaining little chaps/chapesses a woman behind me said...

    ...you know don't you?...


    I'll probably get away with a bit of community service with a bit of luck.

    *poetic licence involved in last line*
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  7. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    My missus shares your pain, she hates that roundabout.
  8. I do believe this is 'things I hate' revisited tiddlyoggy?

    Edit: The shame. My spelling suicide is exposed to the whole world in perpetuity thanks to you.

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  9. Go Compare then.
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  10. tiddlyoggy

    tiddlyoggy War Hero Book Reviewer

    Negat, clearly: things my wife hates. Could be a new thread though.:cheese:

  11. People that do repeat threads


  12. Took Nephew to
    same zoo, the one they made a film about, he stood staring at the meerkats for
    ages, having taken no real interest in the other animals, when we tried to move
    on he kicked off saying he was not moving until they spoke, sodding adverts
    have a lot to answer for.

    Next they will have them believing in father Christmas and the tooth fairy?

  13. I'd rather staple my scrotum to a horse and jam a hot poker in its arse than allow those cunts to think their advert is working. I'm looking forward to the day that fat twat with a 'tache dies
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  14. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator


  15. So you are not a fan of Welsh opera singers then?

  16. That blue bird from the film The Fifth Element. Granted, Milla Jovovich was the dead bangable one as always but surely this is worth a go over one of the fat drunk slags

  17. Looks like a cross between Predator and one of those blue things from Avatar.

    Still, whatever floats your boat.

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