100 year old Twins
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke's Nursing Home and the editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin biddies.
One of the twins was hard of hearing but the other could hear quite well.
The photographer asked them to sit on the sofa.
The deaf one said to her twin, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!", said the other.
"Now get a little closer together", said the cameraman.
Again, "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS SQUEEZE TOGETHER A LITTLE".
So, they wiggled up close to each other.
"Just hold on for a bit longer, I've got to focus a little," said the photographer.
Yet again - "WHAT DID HE SAY?"
"HE SAYS HE'S GONNA FOCUS!"
With a big grin the deaf twin shouted out, "OH MY GOD - BOTH OF US?
OLD FARTS SONG QUIZ FROM THE SIXTIES
First prize for the winner ZIMMER SATNAV for those old fart amnesia moments.
Question Number: 1
Question: Do You Wanna Dance?
Elvis Presley
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Lovin' Spoonful
Question Number: 2
Question: Do You Believe in Magic?
Elvis Presley
The Beatles
The Beach Boys
The Lovin' Spoonful
Question Number: 3
Question: I Hear a Symphony
The Supremes
Sonny & Cher
The Rolling Stones
The Four Tops
Question Number: 4
Question: Like a Rolling Stone
The Turtles
The Rolling Stones
Bob Dylan
Bobby Vinton
Question Number: 5
Question: Downtown
Petula Clark
Petuna Clarkson
Cher
Cherry Red
Question Number: 6
Question: In the Midnight Hour
Wilson Pickett
Roger Miller
Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
Buck Owens
Question Number: 7
Question: I'm Henry VIII I Am
Mitch Ryder & The Detroit Wheels
Herman's Hermits
The Beau Brummels
Paul Revere & the Raiders
Question Number: 8
Question: I Got You Babe
Sonny & Cher
The Yardbirds
The Supremes
Perry Como