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  1. Was sent this in an email.........

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Get upset if you are too busy to talk to them for a week.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after many years; and will happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr and Mrs.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mum and Dad.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and then tell you what you did was wrong.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, 'Mate...we stuffed up ...but wasn' t that fun!'

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it is yours.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with a shed full of direct quotes from you.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the backsides of whole crowds that left you behind.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home, do you want a beer!'

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Share a few experiences.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Share a lifetime of experiences no civilian could ever dream of.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, 'You had better drink the rest of that, you know we never waste it. Then they carry you home and put you safely to bed.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock the crap out of people who use your name in vain.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Are for a while.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

    CIVILIAN FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this to their military mates. (Done)
  2. Civilian friends: Know where you buried the body

    Military friends: Helped you bury the body

    Civilian friends: Will call you "mate" as a term of endearment

    Military friends: Will call you "Fecking Cnut" "Wanker" "Tosser" as a term of endearment

  3. So bloody true
  4. Fcuking brilliant! On it's way round the ship!
  5. :grin: :lol: :lol: :grin:
  6. well im a civi.... but dont fit any of that crap.... must have been Military in a former life..... :wink:
  7. never truer words spoken
  8. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Military friends? Fugg 'em all...

    but I love yezz; yer my beshtest mate... :lol:

  9. Your Grandad was Military Josie so it's rubbed off , must be in the genes me dear , see you next time in the club , get Bruce on the turntable , :wink: :wink:

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