Friday Funnies

#1
Man in a pub picks up an attractive 47yo woman. She asks him to come back to her place for mother and daughter 3some.
They get a taxi back to her place where he reminds her of the promise made in the pub so she walks into the hall and shouts upstairs......


Mum, are you still awake ????

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Harry Potter stories are too far fetched. I can believe the fact that magic exists but have you ever seen a ginger kid with 2 mates??
 

jlager

Midshipman
#3
Crashed my car this morning - straight into the back of the car in front. The bloke in front gets out of his car and I notice he's a dwarf. "I'm not happy" he says, "Oh" I say "Which one are you ?"
 
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