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friday bloody 13th..............

Right yesterday I said i should spend today under duvet............. well I wish I had!!
Got up at 0545 -- dog needed the loo, couldnt get back to sleep, so logged in.......... left home and tyre blew up............. went to garage, they reckon some one has slashed it due to the type of damage, lots of pennies later, and one RAC callout and back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!
So hacked off and decide will get bottle of wine to drown sorrows ---- BLOODY off licence shut!!
ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 

Shakey

War Hero
brazenhussy said:
back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!

Piss, shit, spew or a combination of all three? :?
 
They say that bed thigs happen in 3's so maybe uve had ure bad luck for the day bh ? lets hope so eh as my mate has broken his wrist playing squash (I know, I know !) and lost his wallet too ! If bad luck does come in threes fcuk knows what gonna happen to him next......!?
 
Shakey said:
brazenhussy said:
back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!

Piss, shit, spew or a combination of all three? :?

BH

Just shut the fecking bedroom door when you go out.

Nutty
 

Stripey_G

War Hero
Nutty said:
Shakey said:
brazenhussy said:
back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!

Piss, shit, spew or a combination of all three? :?

BH

Just shut the fecking bedroom door when you go out.

Nutty

Making sure the dog is on the OUTSIDE of bedroom of course!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry Nutty, couldn't resist!)
 
Stripey_G said:
Nutty said:
Shakey said:
brazenhussy said:
back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!

Piss, shit, spew or a combination of all three? :?

BH

Just shut the fecking bedroom door when you go out.

Nutty

Making sure the dog is on the OUTSIDE of bedroom of course!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry Nutty, couldn't resist!)

Lucky you have me to feed you the good lines oppo

Nutty xx
 
Stripey_G said:
Nutty said:
Shakey said:
brazenhussy said:
back home.... to find dog has been ill on my bed!!
Relieved boredom by doing some posts, then dog ill again!!

Piss, shit, spew or a combination of all three? :?

BH

Just shut the fecking bedroom door when you go out.

Nutty

Making sure the dog is on the OUTSIDE of bedroom of course!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: (sorry Nutty, couldn't resist!)

But surely BH wants DOGGY inside......... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
 
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