In defence of my beloved "Forgotten County", Gillingham is pretty well as far as you can get from the sea in Darzet. Not suprisingly lots of close families there, second only to parts of Cumbria I understand.
The Frogs have been making Pusser's flags on and off for years. As a none warlike store the contract invitations have to go in the European Journal. The gallic sew and sews usually beat the other EU bidders on price.
Move down the Clapham omnibus; there's nothing to see here.