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Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by arrsebarbie, Aug 4, 2008.

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  1. Ok as a first post you may all be very suspicious of this, and i have just spent the morning trying to win over those at ARRSE, so here goes...........

    Seriously, no joke, I have free porn DVDs to give to everyone and anyone who emails their name and address to freebie @ sexworld.co.uk

    Before anyone starts, i will explain slightly, it is NOT a scam, your details will NOT be passed on to any third party, I am trying to win a competition at work. I need to get the most DVDs out the door, so thought this would be a good place to ask for help!

    OOOH forgot to add closing date is Midday Friday 15th!!
     
  2. Mate we are Matelots and Booties, how much MORE porn do you think we need??
     
  3. There is no such thing as TOO much porn!!!
     
  4. Can I havce a free pornograph to play it on cos my old pornograph is fckd? :thumright:
     
  5. Yes there is if you have to wade through it to get to the bar.
     
  6. porn stopping you getting to the bar?? that is NOT a good situation!!! Interesting though, is it just the porn in your room you wade through or is it lining the streets on the way to the bar??
     
  7. Its everywhere.
    Onboard, on the web, on mobile phones, everywhere.
    And its all free.
    :)
     
  8. i know, i know, but help a damsel in distress!!! We send to BFPO, anywhere, discreet and FREE!!! LOL
     
  9. the offer is there if any of you want it, will just take myself back to ARRSE, and stop bothering you lovely senior service lot!!!
     
  10. Are you IN any of it?
     
  11. ummmmm no, when i try to get involved there is always a sound of people being sick as i take off my clothes!!!??
     
  12. You're obviously stripping off in front of the wrong people then!
     
  13. Oooooooooh a compliment!! More than i got from that Army lot!! Might stay here for a while!!!
     
  14. actually, just remembered that i need to be drumming up addresses and you Fishy folk aren't interested!!!
     
  15. What do smell of, then?
     
  16. mostly an old water type of smell, with a hint of KFC!!!

    And the 'fishy' bit wasnt an odour reference....................promise!
     
  17. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    Mmm, I love a greasy box to throw my bone into... :wink:
     
  18. Ooooh you charmer!! Can imagine you whispering sweet nothings in my ear while i put away a family feast. Telling me how you can wait to use the empty carton to help grease me up for a night of passion................ :downtown:
     

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