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  1. Has anyone got any ideas for a funny status to put on someones facebook?

    The person in question (a woman) has just left their computer logged stupid :twisted:
  2. "Getting made airtight on Withernsea sea front, gonna have a minge like a jar of cockles after this"
  3. "off for a wank, back later"
  4. thats my current status!
  5. "Can't believe they've put me on the sex offenders register, as if wanking off infants is a crime".
  6. Tell everyone she's died and make out that a family member has put the status up to inform everybody
  7. AIDS is funny.
  8. Blackrat

    Blackrat War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    "Enjoys cross dressing and being a bukakke slut"
  9. Im thinking something like "is it right one of my new balls is lower than the other?"

    But dont really want to get the sack just yet
  10. ...thinks every single one of you are cu -nts and will be deleting you


    Just send a few friends requests out to random people and join some really messed up groups.
  11. Join, hide the story, then leave the group "I have never had sex with a goat." Thus resulting in her friends seeing:
    so-and-so has LEFT the group "I have never had sex with a goat."
  12. start a new group called "Josef Fritzl was just doing what he thought was best for his family" and invite all her friends to join....although you've probably logged her off by now...damn.
  13. There will be plenty of opportunities she's thick as fcuk!
  14. Just off to the STD clinic, I knew that gangbang would cause me grief!
  15. I'm gagging for a good hard f*ck horny as, if you're man enough ringing me <insert her mobile number here>
  16. "Gone to watch some midget/horse/child porn, back in 30mins"

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