Has anyone got any ideas for a funny status to put on someones facebook?

The person in question (a woman) has just left their computer logged stupid :twisted:


"Can't believe they've put me on the sex offenders register, as if wanking off infants is a crime".
...thinks every single one of you are cu -nts and will be deleting you


Just send a few friends requests out to random people and join some really messed up groups.


Lantern Swinger
Join, hide the story, then leave the group "I have never had sex with a goat." Thus resulting in her friends seeing:
so-and-so has LEFT the group "I have never had sex with a goat."
start a new group called "Josef Fritzl was just doing what he thought was best for his family" and invite all her friends to join....although you've probably logged her off by now...damn.

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