Sounds close enough to be true.
Did a course years ago with a Dr Fox ( Liams ex Mrs.) lecturing on Diabetes, Epilepsy etc.
She said a man had been brought in, when she was working in A&E in Glasgow, with his face lacerated and bruised and she asked what had happened?
The reply in thick Glaswegian was on the lines of
" Av ha a fit an A fell oer"
"O you had a fit and you fell over?"
"A nae had a fit A sead A fell oer cos Av ha a fit".
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"Ock Luke". Takes shoe and sock off and reveals he had half his foot amputated, he had just stumbled and fell over.
She was Glaswegian (posh) and couldn't understand someone from the other end of town, What chance do we stand?