Forty Years

KIMH

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After being married for 40 years the couple decide to go back to the same hotel and same room that they occupied all that time ago on their honeymoon.

They decide to do everthing the same, dinner, a quiet drink and then off to bed. He gets undressed and into bed whilst she freshens up. She walks out of the bathroom naked and says
'Do you remember me walking out of the batroom like this 40 years ago?'

'I do' he replies

'And can you remember what you where thinking?'

' I can, I thought that it would be great to suck your tits dry and shag your brains out'

'And what are you thinking now' she whispered

'That I did a bloody good job'
 
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