Former Royal Navy chef jailed over £1m 'fake' sea bass scam

[PedlarP]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...y-chef-jailed-over-1m-fake-sea-bass-scam.html

The judge told Redhead: "The bogus email makes it a particularly serious aggravating feature relating to the fact that you were instrumental in deceiving the public about food during a period of time there is considerable public concern about the origin and correct identification of food products.

I personally don't see what the problem is. When I was in the RN the chefs often deceived us about the origin and correct identification of food products

 

[dapperdunn]

I personally don't see what the problem is. When I was in the RN the chefs often deceived us about the origin and correct identification of food products

Yawn

 

[slim]

Yawn

Whats yer problem Chef?
Babies heads made from steak & Kidney, Shit on a raft, no shit in sight, trainsmash wiv no trains.
You lot were always fooling us

 

[bollotom]

And he sent an email. Didn't know the buggers could write let alone cook. And why ex-Royal Navy? Why not just 'Some crooked businessman conned Iceland?" Unless being ex-navy gets an extra 7 days number 9s.

 

[WreckerL]

"It's all about the bass, no trouble" ?

You could adapt a song for that!!

 

[Capn_Pugwash]

Looks like he's had his chips!

Taxi for Capn P.

 

[Sumo]

And he sent an email. Didn't know the buggers could write let alone cook. And why ex-Royal Navy? Why not just 'Some crooked businessman conned Iceland?" Unless being ex-navy gets an extra 7 days number 9s.

I think it is because he is an e-chef he should know about food, hence bigger the con, little do these civies know about our food spoilers?

 

[MrIndeed]

lets hope our fishes don't come from the pacific ocean than!

 

[bollotom]

lets hope our fishes don't come from the pacific ocean than!

Feckin long swim if they do.

 

[Seadog]

And why ex-Royal Navy?

Because he is. Almost everyone whose crimes ( alleged or actual) make the papers has their biographical detail thrown in. It isn't a conspiracy, it isn't unfair.

 

[Stokers-Plaything]

There's a Plaice for Guys like him,got no Sole ,

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

If it was me would they say ex carpet seller?


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[WreckerL]

If it was me would they say ex carpet seller?


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No, probably headline as scheming WAFU twat

 

[Joint_Force_Harrier]

No, probably headline as scheming WAFU twat

You know me so well!


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[Seadog]

I've haddock enough of this. I'm trout.

 

[dapperdunn]

lets hope our fishes don't come from the pacific ocean than!

Prefect english?
http://www.navy-net.co.uk/community...ritish-citizen-to-join-as-a-submariner.77130/

 

[Dave Williams]

I once asked a chief chef what was for lunch; 'Stamshaw chicken'. I was happy with that but curiosity got the better of me so I made further enquiries. I mention this as evidence that chefs are trained to lie and we love them for it.
For those not too familiar with Pompey, Stamshaw is an area with a large tip so flocks of seagulls were always wheeling overhead: ergo a stamshaw chicken was a shitehawk!

 

[Hunter crew]

Shitehawk roasted was a speciality of Scapa in the second world war, and is called oosh. I'm told it looks like chicken and tastes of fish, similar to penguin!

 

[Stirlin]

Shitehawk roasted was a speciality of Scapa in the second world war, and is called oosh. I'm told it looks like chicken and tastes of fish, similar to penguin!

Choccy biscuit then.

 

[Topstop]

At the time of the Normandy Seagull advert all avian fare was called "Norman"

Norman - Chicken
Festive Norman - Turkey
Aquatic Norman - Duck