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Form an orderly queue you lucky bitches

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cúnt

Guest
WTF is a haribo ?.
They're sweets, often used for morale (think of it like whisky and smack) :)
 

Stirling

Banned
They're sweets, often used for morale (think of it like whisky and smack) :)

Never been a topshelf man myself apart from Ouzo on Greek hols, smack ?, never been tempted to touch that stuff, wacky baccy of course as most of us have dabbled.
 

yamyamdabber

War Hero
Never been a topshelf man myself apart from Ouzo on Greek hols, smack ?, never been tempted to touch that stuff, wacky baccy of course as most of us have dabbled.

If only Amy Winehouse had stuck to the Haribo, her teeth would probably be the same but Haribo dont kill you!

Back on thread though, ill pass on the "spunk for Haribo" as well.
 
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cúnt

Guest
Never been a topshelf man myself apart from Ouzo on Greek hols, smack ?, never been tempted to touch that stuff, wacky baccy of course as most of us have dabbled.
I didn't mean to besmirch your good name mate- just wanted to emphasise the utter deliciousness of tangy sweets :)
 
What's the biggy if your love spuds get smashed?

Not as if someone chained to a wall, blindfolded, naked and about to be "waxed" with harry maskers is going to be admiring them is it.
 
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cúnt

Guest
Not as if someone chained to a wall, blindfolded, naked and about to be "waxed" with harry maskers is going to be admiring them is it.
When they come of age they might. Don't even get me started on the difficulties I'm having getting 24 human hutches kitted-out with auto drinkers and food.
 

yamyamdabber

War Hero
When they come of age they might. Don't even get me started on the difficulties I'm having getting 24 human hutches kitted-out with auto drinkers and food.

Surely thats what your local Travelodge or Premier Inn is for. The idiots in there wouldnt suspect a thing if you chained them up and left them there for a 6 stetch.
 
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cúnt

Guest
Surely thats what your local Travelodge or Premier Inn is for. The idiots in there wouldnt suspect a thing if you chained them up and left them there for a 6 stetch.
Good call. I just need the JPA link to claim for the housing of my dependents.
 
Just thought about my maddie comment. That was really bad of me. Sorry.

She might turn out like her folks and you know what they're like at looking after people.
 
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