foreign bases

Gazza82

Lantern Swinger
#1
Hello
This might sound like a stupid question to some of you.
But are there any bases outside the uk? (I gather there are)
And where are the bases?
Just curious to know.
:thumright:
 
#2
Well, not so long ago, HMS Ocean had some major mechanical snags off the East coast of the US and had to go alongside for a month for repairs.
Instead of the ships company getting a months worth of extra filthy lucre (Local Overseas Allowance PLUS Sea Pay), the powers that be changed Ocean's base port to wherever it was that she was alongside for the month, thus saving HMG the cost of Sea Pay.
My point is, your base is wherever you happen to be these days.
As for drafts to other countries, these are getting fewer and farther apart. DG, Gib, Belgium, Falklands and thats about it, depending on which branch you join as.
 

wave_dodger

MIA
Book Reviewer
#5
I'll tell him you said so next month - going there on a trip, looking forward to it. Was either the Falklands or DG, never been to either.
 
#8
Lamri said:
Well, not so long ago, HMS Ocean had some major mechanical snags off the East coast of the US and had to go alongside for a month for repairs.
Instead of the ships company getting a months worth of extra filthy lucre (Local Overseas Allowance PLUS Sea Pay), the powers that be changed Ocean's base port to wherever it was that she was alongside for the month, thus saving HMG the cost of Sea Pay.
o_O Now that's just downright fcuking evil :rofl:
 
#10
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
 
#12
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
That's the funniest thing I've read all week :thumright:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#13
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
Sorry I was late responding - I was out, spending all my hard-earned extra spondoolees... or smashing your Mum (depends how you want to take it)! :wink:

But back on thread anyone wanna know more about DG then let me know. :thumbright:

Or find the 'official' speil from the US Navy here.
 
#14
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
Sorry I was late responding - I was out, spending all my hard-earned extra spondoolees... or smashing your Mum (depends how you want to take it)! :wink:
She says you were gash. Only got interested when some beefer minced by wearing leather trousers, a string vest, a leather cap and an AGR. :dwarf:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#15
Jimmy_Green said:
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
Sorry I was late responding - I was out, spending all my hard-earned extra spondoolees... or smashing your Mum (depends how you want to take it)! :wink:
She says you were gash. Only got interested when some beefer minced by wearing leather trousers, a string vest, a leather cap and an AGR. :dwarf:
Oh no, you're mistaken - that was your Dad; he had sloppy seconds after me. I was the Johnny Bravo lookalike she calls "The Beast"
... :wink:
 
#16
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
Sorry I was late responding - I was out, spending all my hard-earned extra spondoolees... or smashing your Mum (depends how you want to take it)! :wink:
She says you were gash. Only got interested when some beefer minced by wearing leather trousers, a string vest, a leather cap and an AGR. :dwarf:
Oh no, you're mistaken - that was your Dad; he had sloppy seconds after me. I was the Johnny Bravo lookalike she calls "The Beast"
... :wink:
She told me that. She said it's 'cos you smell like an old dog and you lick your own balls and can give yourself a ring-dhoby. :biggrin:
 

sgtpepperband

War Hero
Moderator
Book Reviewer
#17
Jimmy_Green said:
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
sgtpepperband said:
Jimmy_Green said:
I've heard that he's nothing but a limp-wristed faggot lover. Takes it up the Garry Glitter, I've heard. A bit light on his steaming bats, walks poodles and he wears pink.

Can't remember who told me, now. Just wot I've heard. :farao:
Sorry I was late responding - I was out, spending all my hard-earned extra spondoolees... or smashing your Mum (depends how you want to take it)! :wink:
She says you were gash. Only got interested when some beefer minced by wearing leather trousers, a string vest, a leather cap and an AGR. :dwarf:
Oh no, you're mistaken - that was your Dad; he had sloppy seconds after me. I was the Johnny Bravo lookalike she calls "The Beast"
... :wink:
She told me that. She said it's 'cos you smell like an old dog and you lick your own balls and can give yourself a ring-dhoby. :biggrin:
Actually she likes my 'cos I can lick my own forehead and breath through my ears... :dwarf:
 
#18
Lamri said:
Well, not so long ago, HMS Ocean had some major mechanical snags off the East coast of the US and had to go alongside for a month for repairs.
Instead of the ships company getting a months worth of extra filthy lucre (Local Overseas Allowance PLUS Sea Pay), the powers that be changed Ocean's base port to wherever it was that she was alongside for the month, thus saving HMG the cost of Sea Pay.
My point is, your base is wherever you happen to be these days.
As for drafts to other countries, these are getting fewer and farther apart. DG, Gib, Belgium, Falklands and thats about it, depending on which branch you join as.
I think Sembawang is still available as is HMS Saker(Washington) and the Naval Attaches world-wide are available. For one lucky chap, serving on exchange on ITS DURANDE DE LA PENNET was an option. He served on the Italian ship based at Taranto alongside the Grandson of the Commanding Officer of Taranto , when the Fleet paid that memorable unscheduled visit-- Ouch!
Hope they didn't ration his Chianti quota in revenge.
 
#19
Gazza82 said:
Hello
This might sound like a stupid question to some of you.
But are there any bases outside the uk? (I gather there are)
And where are the bases?
Just curious to know.
:thumright:
Contributor Mode

Gazza

You really do not want to know how many foreign bases you missed out on by being born after 1960 I can think of 16 without Falklands and DG and where Booties and Waffoos may go apart from the normal places. Of the ones I can think of Aden, Bahrain and Gibraltar were the worst of the bunch. The best being, Singapore, Malta, Hong Kong, Simmonstown, Bermuda, Sydney, Halifax NS. Mauritius, Naples, Trincomalee.

Eat yer heart out youngster

Nutty
 
#20
Nutty said:
Gazza82 said:
Hello
This might sound like a stupid question to some of you.
But are there any bases outside the uk? (I gather there are)
And where are the bases?
Just curious to know.
:thumright:
Contributor Mode

Gazza

You really do not want to know how many foreign bases you missed out on by being born after 1960 I can think of 16 without Falklands and DG and where Booties and Waffoos may go apart from the normal places. Of the ones I can think of Aden, Bahrain and Gibraltar were the worst of the bunch. The best being, Singapore, Malta, Hong Kong, Simmonstown, Bermuda, Sydney, Halifax NS. Mauritius, Naples, Trincomalee.

Eat yer heart out youngster

Nutty
We needed large Fleets then. We had Overseas Territories to defend. We had a world-wide British-flagged merchant fleet. All have gone save Tristan de Cunhaa and the Ascension Islands.
France, on the other hand has retained all its former colonies as Departements. They are still, in effect, part of Metropolitan France using the same currency and utilizing France's Army Navy and Air Force That they continue to have a navy of good size is understandable given its overseas commitments. We have nothing left to defend outside our shores. Well Gibraltar with its Flotilla. That's it.
 

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