Forces mates V Civvy mates!!

#1
> > > Evening All,
> > >
> > >
> > > The difference beween Civvy and Military mates..
> > >
CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will
happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you
met...

CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we screwed
Up...but that shit was fun!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

CIVVY FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
"Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't
waste..That's alcohol Abuse!!"

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!!

CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will laugh at this
 
#3
Very perceptive and should be DLO required reading. Add to:

CIVVY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "let me know how it all works out".
MILITARY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "right, where do we start".
 
#4
Passed-over_Loggie said:
Very perceptive and should be DLO required reading. Add to:

CIVVY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "let me know how it all works out".
MILITARY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "right, where do we start".
Note that Wkdwren! :wink: :lol: :lol: Will Sainsbury's ever recover? :lol:

I say that even as one of the fcuking barsteward civvies... though I don't think we're all like that :( :roll:
 

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