Forces mates V Civvy mates!!

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    CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will
    happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we screwed
    Up...but that shit was fun!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,
    "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't
    waste..That's alcohol Abuse!!"

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!!

    CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
    MILITARY FRIENDS: Will laugh at this
  2. Brilliant and oh so true..
  3. Very perceptive and should be DLO required reading. Add to:

    CIVVY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "let me know how it all works out".
    MILITARY FRIENDS: you have a problem; "right, where do we start".
  4. Note that Wkdwren! :wink: :lol: :lol: Will Sainsbury's ever recover? :lol:

    I say that even as one of the fcuking barsteward civvies... though I don't think we're all like that :( :roll:

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