It's freezing outside and in the bedroom because the heating's sh!t so can't evac. I'm on my laptop with the X Factor blaring in the background, listening to that kiddy-fiddling nonce with the child-seducing twinkling nonce eyes that cops can spot a mile off gushing pails of sh!te about these pawns and their wailing. Gawd, now that buzz-cut middle-age women's man Cowell is starting his self-serving righteous pious crap. At least that demented Aussie dwarf and Cilla Black Mk2 minus the class have shut it for a bit. 'sake, no wonder domestic abuse is on the increase this season :x Now they're all crying for some reason!! My Dad would laugh in my face and kick my head in if I started bawing like that. Pass ma shuvel, I'm going to the live show to cave them in.