The_Caretaker
War Hero

What is the best day of the week to sleep?
Snooze-day!
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
What do cannibles eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!
What does "Maximum" mean?
A very big Mother!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Why is perfume obedient?
Because it is scent wherever it goes!
Snooze-day!
How many rotten eggs does it take to make a stink bomb?
A phew!
What do cannibles eat for breakfast?
Buttered host!
What does "Maximum" mean?
A very big Mother!
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A sponge!
Why is perfume obedient?
Because it is scent wherever it goes!