Like the next bloke and some girlies, i like football. I like the world cup. It's fucking great. But like most on here, i hate the chavery that goes along with any game England play or in fact ANY game that is played. This is because the chavs are out like rats and the press are utter cunts. To combat this, i think we should have some alternatives to the beautiful game. I have purchased Mrs Blackrat a tacky porn outfit from the local sex shop and am trying to coax her into wearing it. Wine is a great persuader. I'm then going to get her to treat me like shit and punch my parts till they go off. For tonight, the world cup can get fucked. Any other suggestions?