following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz thread...

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
did anybody watch that "strangest hotel in britain" thing on telly last night? It was like rum ration on film... Wrong, but very very funny. getting deacons to run a hotel is a stroke of genius!

classic lines were:

1) I love lasagne but it gets in my facial hair
2) Today I am going to a theme park, so I am wearing my argyll and sutherland highlanders tartan blazer.
3) I want to marry a girl from polynesia (Deacon then begins a hawaiian dance).

The 2 senior handlers were called the hinge and bracket of special needs. Genius. If you missed it here is some footage off youtube. Feck me it was funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-Eft90VGFQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DmL98ruBbg
 

Shakey

War Hero
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

It was ******* quality.

That Sophie was an idle bitch wasn't she, ******* sloping off left right and charlie. She had more time off then Michael Ryan's safety catch.

They stick programmes like this and the one about Teenage Tourette's Camp on under the guise of 'documentary' but we all know that it's light entertainment really.

It's the modern equivalent of Bedlam.
 

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

any program that has the narrator using the words "special needs" is a piss take. Next tiem it comes on I'm video-ing the ******.
 

Shakey

War Hero
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

Yes I can see it now.....

"And now on Channel 4, the award winning documentary 'When Michael Met Joey.' This programme contains strong language and scenes some viewers may find disturbing."


Scene 1. INT. A care home.

JOEY: Wurggh urghh wurghh urrgh burrrgh.

MICHAEL: What?

JOEY: Urrrgghhh urgghh lurrgh.

MICHAEL: **** off Joey you big spazz.

MICHAEL picks up AK47, loads it, cocks it and releases safety catch.

MICHAEL: I'm ******* sick of you and your lip you sarky ****.

MICHAEL opens fire at JOEY.

FX. BLAT! BLAT! BLATBLATBLAT!

MICHAEL: That'll shut you up you ******* lippy bastard.

FADE.
 

dondon

MIA
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

Shakey said:
It was ******* quality.

That Sophie was an idle bitch wasn't she, ******* sloping off left right and charlie. She had more time off then Michael Ryan's safety catch.

They stick programmes like this and the one about Teenage Tourette's Camp on under the guise of 'documentary' but we all know that it's light entertainment really.

It's the modern equivalent of Bedlam.


Fxxxxxg quality "Shakey" , PMSL , :wink:
 
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Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

snapdragon said:
I didn't see it, but i think it'd be a shame if it turned out into a piss take, because i thought it was a good idea.
Waahhhh?????
 

sweeney

Lantern Swinger
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

Lingyai said:
snapdragon said:
I didn't see it, but i think it'd be a shame if it turned out into a piss take, because i thought it was a good idea.
Waahhhh?????

ease to 5 comrade, I think snaps is taking the piss herself!

Ben is supposed to be learning kitchen skills but is just mooning about and getting in the way of the horseradish... Genius.
 

Shakey

War Hero
Re: following on from heather mills blue sticker spazz threa

The programme showed them working in the kitchen and as waiting staff for ****'s sake.

I just wouldn't trust them to wash their hands.

I remember this big students' union I used to work in, and there was this Philipino lad who was a bit special. He worked in the kitchen.

One day I saw him being chased out of the bogs by a big black geezer saying "Wash your hands you dirty little ****!". He was walking away saying "I wash hands, I wash hands!"

His mum worked there too, one hot summer's evening the duty manager found her knickers in the fridge. She said it was to keep them cool. :shock:

*University of London Union, Malet Street, c. 1994.
 
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