[email protected]_Stoker's cunning plan to reduce England's Pigeon population by exporting a nestful of 'em to the USA aboard HMS QE has suffered a serious setback.

Sneaking away for a few crafty zeds AB J M'Harty was shocked to discover two of the feathered blighters chirping away in a corner of his favourite 'the Buffer'll never find me here' topside hide-away.


It is reported that the Jimmy is spitting feathers to discover that his directive for all birds to be off the ship before piping Harbour stations had been blatantly ignored.

A sanitised version of this troubling incident has appeared in the following Press story.


War Hero
This is what happens when your ship spends too much time alongside. I expect the parent birds were "chefs special" on the Wardroom menu first night out:)

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