What's the grottiest ship you have had the displeasure of travel on/in? I spent some days on a ex WW2 US navy ship that was designed to be rammed onto a beach and forgotten years ago but somehow the Greek navy had purchased it and I with two other oppo's plus three para's spent a few days floating around the Med in the 70,s as some kind of radio liason team. The state of ship was unbelievable and I still scratch thinking about. The Greek Marines earnt less in a year than we did in a week but they went out of there way to greet us and share food (bless them) and to top it all the only English word our Greek liason officer spoke was 'Fulham'. My mate however had learnt how to say 'I have trodden on a sea urchin' in Greek and so between us we managed to fabricate every single radio message. Happy days. Sorry can,t remember the ships name my brain has eliminated it.