Discussion in 'The Corps' started by Mitch, May 23, 2007.

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  1. What do serving or ex bootnecks think of the new FIST combat system that is proposed for 2010? I don't want to sound like a walt I'm just interested as this will be in place when i join up.
  2. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    As in fist fcuking?
  3. FIST Fighting knucklehead!!! (he uses the word Combat)..
  4. Bloke at work likes obese girls as he reckons they are better for ******* uuuurrrrggggg , sorry for going off thread so to speak , doesn't bear bloody thinking about , 8)
  5. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    So mitch joins up as a junior thruster in 2010, this makes him 13.......I shall therefore speak slowley....f..i..s..t...i...n...g..........d..o..n..t j...u...s..t......mean.......p...u...n...c...h...i...n...g........ :twisted:
  6. well felch me for a bum bandit! :lol: :lol:
  7. Is it new bit of kit for Royal to break Mitch? Whoever comes up with these acronyms needs to bear in mind that Royal (much like Jack) is a filthy minded beastie :lol: :lol: .
  8. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    I'll fcukin ream you in a minite............. :wink:

  9. ooooooo,really?Sounds interesting,will it hurt?
  10. Damn! Why didn't i see this coming? More importantly I'm obviously going to have to get some training in on the witty comments. But then we all know I'm no good at telling jokes, eh NZB? :lol:
  11. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    of course not...... :twisted: :p

  12. If you was an MA i'd call you a lying bastard! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  13. Incedentally I was just browsing through this months copy of Crack Invaders Monthly (you know, the one with the front cover picture of crack troops invading a country full of baddies)

    It has an article on this FIST weapon system. It is apparently a non-lethal method of defeating your enemies, the workings of which are obviously top secret but which, it has been leaked, results in your attacker having a rectum similar in shape and size to the top of a size 8 wellington boot.

    I feel sorry for terry taliban when they unleash this beastie on them!

  14. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Yes, a very unfortunate choice of thread title.

    Perhaps FINGER would've been better.

    I mean, who could possibly turn that into a pornographic reference?

    (Signed: The Rt Reverend U.P. Hill-Gardner).
  15. FIST as I recall stands for Federation Of Interstate Truckers from the film convoy 10 4 good buddies.

    or I heard once in a german porn film Faust innen next thing the bloke had lost his rolex and was trying to recover it :lol: :lol: :lol:

  16. On a serious note (just for a minute) I think its a load of bollox!!

    FIST (Future Infantry Soldier Technology) consists of futuristic upgrades in comms, weapon sights, stealth clothing, armour, GPS etc - you get the picture.................... Weapons that can shoot round corners, futuristic flip down visors on your combat helmet with built in GPS, night vision, targeting systems etc. All great in theory but in my opinion the more complicated it is, the more that can go wrong with it!!!

    Anyway, shouldn’t we be spending the money that goes into this nonsense, on supplying adequate supplies body armour, ammunition, vehicles, helis and half decent boots to the men and women on the ground.?

    Mitch - Booties will likely be the first to trial the kit (alongside 16 Air Assault Brigade) but don’t expect it to be as standard until around 10 years after the trial date. 2020 is a safe bet!!


    Now, what were we saying about fist fcking 8O :lol:
  17. Ninja_Stoker

    Ninja_Stoker War Hero Moderator

    Here we go again, back at the Uniform Clothing Store:

    "Well then, what's it to be - Brain or Chunky Watch?"

    "Ooh, Chunky Watch, please" :lol:
  18. You can find out all about the FIST project here

    Sorry it's only the Army style ******* and not the naughty stuff but I am sure all you pervs out there can find that all by yourselves!!
  19. Thanks for that Spenny, i thought it might be useful to know something about this as i have an interview on 28th June.

    Hawkeye, did that guy get his rolex back?
  20. I thought it meant
    "Fu*k It Staying Totalled"...

    By far the safest method of warfare..

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