Finish off the.........................

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  1. Story..................

    A young and dashing young OM(W) wondered back onboard after a long night in Jesters, on his way to his mess, he stopped off via the diving store for..................
     
  2. But found it was locked as it should be and bimble back to his pit!
     
  3. When he remembered he had :pukel:
     
  4. Left his jeans & nix in Jesters
     
  5. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ..in Jester's car. So he went ashore to find the car, opened the boot to retrieve his kit, only to find the body of a young...
     
  6. Where SHE found a

    LED Lenser Frogman Torch

    Digital power light chip
    Battery life up to 50 hours
    LED light chip lasts up to 100,000 hours
    4 x AA alkaline batteries included

    And shagged herself silly.

    Nutty
     
  7. Well that was fun!
     
  8. fun...she thout..but only because she knew how to do it herself
     
  9. sgtpepperband

    sgtpepperband War Hero Moderator Book Reviewer

    ...so she went to B&Q and got some power tools to do some 'DIY'...
     
  10. And being a bird promptly gave them to her male oppo....
     
  11. who broke it .............
     
  12. so with all the tools broke they decided to ...................
     
  13. ....eat some pies
     
  14. and have a beer...***burp***
     
  15. so then they went to a party..........................
     
  16. .... which happened to be a Vicars and Tarts do, so they...
     
  17. A fancy dress party..
     
  18. Start to get a little frisky with each other..........................
     
  19. ..she said "is that a baseball bat in your trousers?"

    he said....
     
  20. No, its my love stick

    She said.....................
     

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