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The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew
yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision
to take advantage of the UK Government's youth
opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

The decision to hire them was brought on a recent
documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool
area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions
of euros worth of high tech equipment.

Prime Minister Tony Blair, went on record as saying
this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which
demonstrated the international recognition of the UK
under new labour. As most races are won and lost in the
pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained
for. At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool
pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6
seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for
8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of
Coulthard's bird in the shower.
 
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