Ferrari TEAM

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  1. The Ferrari formula 1 team fired their entire pit crew
    yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision
    to take advantage of the UK Government's youth
    opportunity scheme and employ people from Liverpool.

    The decision to hire them was brought on a recent
    documentary on how unemployed youths from Liverpool
    area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6
    seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's
    existing crew can only do it in 8 seconds with millions
    of euros worth of high tech equipment.

    Prime Minister Tony Blair, went on record as saying
    this was a bold move by the Ferrari management, which
    demonstrated the international recognition of the UK
    under new labour. As most races are won and lost in the
    pits, Ferrari now have the advantage over every team.

    However, Ferrari may have got more than they bargained
    for. At the crew's first practice session the Liverpool
    pit crew successfully changed the tyres in under 6
    seconds, but within 12 seconds they had re-sprayed,
    re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for
    8 bottles of Stella, a kilo of speed and some photos of
    Coulthard's bird in the shower.

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