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Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Constant_Bad_Mood, Jan 5, 2011.

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  1. What they say::::::::: What they mean:

    Adventurous = Slut

    Athletic = No Tits

    30 Something = 41

    Fun = Annoying

    Wild = Get shiters easily

    Beutiful Eyes = Face like a bag of smashed crabs

    Seeks knight in armor = Ex is a fucking Pysco

    New age = Hairy with a smelly gash

    Headstrong = Argumentative

    Enjoys Pubs and Clubs = Alcoholic

    Curvy = Fat Cnut

    Cuddly = Really Fat Cnut

    Likes eating out = Greedy Fat Cnut

    Likes Nights in = Lazy Fat Cnut


    Looking for friendship = Frigid

    Sensitve/Romantic = No Anal


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