Female Lonley Hearts Adverts Decyrpted


What they say::::::::: What they mean:

Adventurous = Slut

Athletic = No Tits

30 Something = 41

Fun = Annoying

Wild = Get shiters easily

Beutiful Eyes = Face like a bag of smashed crabs

Seeks knight in armor = Ex is a ******* Pysco

New age = Hairy with a smelly gash

Headstrong = Argumentative

Enjoys Pubs and Clubs = Alcoholic

Curvy = Fat Cnut

Cuddly = Really Fat Cnut

Likes eating out = Greedy Fat Cnut

Likes Nights in = Lazy Fat Cnut


Looking for friendship = Frigid

Sensitve/Romantic = No ****

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