Female language dictionary

Discussion in 'Diamond Lil's' started by brazenhussy, Feb 18, 2007.

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  1. 40-ish...............................................49
    Adventurous.....................................Slept with everyone
    Athletic.............................................No tits
    Average looking................................Ugly
    Beautiful............................................Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile..............................Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally Secure...........................On medication
    Free spirit.........................................Junkie
    Friendship first..................................Former slut
    Fun..................................................Annoying
    New-Age.........................................Body hair in the wrong places
    Old-fashioned..................................No BJs
    Open-minded...................................Desperate
    Outgoing..........................................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate.......................................Sloppy drunk
    Professional......................................Bitch
    Feminist...........................................Fat
    Voluptuous......................................Very Fat
    Large frame.....................................Hugely Fat
    Wants Soulmate..............................Stalker

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = No
    3. Maybe = No[align=justify]
    4. We need = I want..
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    8. Do what you want = And you'll pay dearly
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
     
  2. oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, im fecked then because
    Im,, adventurous,,, have a contagious smile,,free spirited,,fun ,,old fashioned, open minded,,, out going and passionate....

    :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: ohhhhh and i like to get chemicaly inconvenienced..........
     
  3. wet_blobby

    wet_blobby War Hero Moderator

    It's no wonder us poor blokes can't fathem the fairer sex is it :roll:
     
  4. So I said to the wife,
    "Do you want me to do this before that or shall I continue doing the other that, that you told me to do before the other this, then I'll do the first that before the other this and at the same time I'll get on with those, them and
    the thats that I forgot about when you told me to do the other. If I can't
    get the thats done, I'll try and see to the stack of outstanding thems, these
    and the remaining those that I should have done before starting the others.
    I thought that the last that that I was told to do before doing them was the
    way you told me to do it, having been shown the error of my ways I shall
    re-do all the thats, thems, these and those and the theys that you have
    since added to the BLOODY LIST!!!"" :???:
     

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