Female joining RN engineering apprenticeship

[Sumo]

Yep. And I was drinking too!
I’m a new man.

well-done, time to wake up.

 

[WreckerL]

It’s not my dog but I do put bows on my cat :$

How far does it go? And do you use a longbow or a crossbow?

 

[Taztiff]

what's an ,I, not much of a letter? I occastonly drop the odd letter or tow to see if anyone notces

Thought it was humorous in the context of the thread

 

[Ballistic]

...always wanted to be a bus conductor until he found out that they don't keep the money.

"Grandad?"
"Yes dear? What's on your mind?"
"What's a bus conductor?"

 

[Sumo]

"Grandad?"
"Yes dear? What's on your mind?"
"What's a bus conductor?"

is it for parking the bus, like them WAFU chappies that wave table tennis bats at the pilot, to show him where to park (female drivers are available)

 

[huwshpis]

Oh, come on, @Sumo, you know perfectly well that bus conductors are there to encourage musical appreciation by turning such passengers as there are into impromptu choirs!
( see, eg, Andre Previn on the Morecambe and Wise Show)

 

[Ballistic]

( see, eg, Andrew Preview on the Morecambe and Wise Show)

I've put the correct spelling in for you

 

[huwshpis]

Thanks, @Ballistic, I owe you a wet.

 

[Alfacharlie]

I wanted to be a bus driver. Therefore, I raise your bus conductor and throw in lollipop man.

 

[Sumo]

I wanted to be a bus driver. Therefore, I raise your bus conductor and throw in lollipop man.

you cannot throw the lollipop man under the bus, cus you want to be the driver.

 

[Alfacharlie]

you cannot throw the lollipop man under the bus, cus you want to be the driver.

I can. I’m driving!!!!!

 

[Blondie2000]

I love how out of context this thread has got! On a side note, what’s a bus conductor?

Thanks for all replies so far