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War Hero

well-done, time to wake up.Yep. And I was drinking too!
I’m a new man.
well-done, time to wake up.Yep. And I was drinking too!
I’m a new man.
How far does it go? And do you use a longbow or a crossbow?It’s not my dogbut I do put bows on my cat :$
Thought it was humorous in the context of the threadwhat's an ,I, not much of a letter? I occastonly drop the odd letter or tow to see if anyone notces![]()
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"Grandad?"...always wanted to be a bus conductor until he found out that they don't keep the money.
is it for parking the bus, like them WAFU chappies that wave table tennis bats at the pilot, to show him where to park (female drivers are available)"Grandad?"
"Yes dear? What's on your mind?"
"What's a bus conductor?"
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I've put the correct spelling in for you( see, eg, Andrew Preview on the Morecambe and Wise Show)
you cannot throw the lollipop man under the bus, cus you want to be the driver.I wanted to be a bus driver. Therefore, I raise your bus conductor and throw in lollipop man.
I can. I’m driving!!!!!you cannot throw the lollipop man under the bus, cus you want to be the driver.